9 Phrases Women Use

My Aunt is in town and she showed me this list and I had to share it.

1 - Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2 - Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes only means five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3 - Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4 - Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission, don't do it.
5 - Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing about nothing. ( refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6 - That's okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7 - Thanks - A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (A clause should be added here - This is true unless she says "Thanks a lot" that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do not say you're welcome that will bring a whatever.)
8 - Whatever - Is a woman's way of saying screw you!
9 - Don't worry about it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.